Knob Through - Large Hadron Collider ‘to shut down for a year’ The Large Hadron Collider, the world's biggest atom smasher, will shut down for a year to repair mistakes that were made in its construction.

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Large Hadron Collider ‘to shut down for a year’ The Large Hadron Collider, the world's biggest atom smasher, will shut down for a year to repair mistakes that were made in its construction.

When the fuck are they going to shut this thing down for good and apologize to the world? It’s clear this monstrosity can’t run for an extended period of time and even if it did, they will NEVER get the results they are looking for. And if by chance it does, let’s just ignore the fact there is a possibility of them creating a black hole and destroying the planet, but should they find a Higgs Boson or God Particle, how long until they discover something beyond that? This will NEVER end. That’s twice now I’ve put never in caps, so you know I’m serious. Let’s shut this bitch down for good and use the money for something practical, like cancer and AIDS research or education or alternative fuel sources or all you can eat buffets.

Fuck you, science a-holes.