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By the inordinately high number of porn stars who post their Amazon wish lists on their twitter feeds, I can only assume there are plenty of people out there actually buying them gifts.  And that is just sad.  I can only imagine what kind of lowly, little man is sitting at his desk, furiously jacking his pathetically unused dick, with delusional thoughts that if he buys Kelly Divine a Nook that maybe she might let him fuck her.  What a waste of that poor guys money.  I don’t even advocate spending money at a strip club but at least there it is all doled out in one dollar increments and there is a sporting chance that one of the more unscrupulous girls might let you suck a tit during a lap dance.

By the inordinately high number of porn stars who post their Amazon wish lists on their twitter feeds, I can only assume there are plenty of people out there actually buying them gifts.  And that is just sad.  I can only imagine what kind of lowly, little man is sitting at his desk, furiously jacking his pathetically unused dick, with delusional thoughts that if he buys Kelly Divine a Nook that maybe she might let him fuck her.  What a waste of that poor guys money.  I don’t even advocate spending money at a strip club but at least there it is all doled out in one dollar increments and there is a sporting chance that one of the more unscrupulous girls might let you suck a tit during a lap dance.