27th
Hey Everybody! Stroke My Ego!
Halloween is coming up and you know what that means, right? It’s time for me to pander to my ineffectual minions and let them all know that I would totes be a great idea for a costume. It’s ridic easy! All you need to do is go to the hardware store, buy a door knob and some duct tape and you’re set! Tape that knob to your chest and head out for a night on the town filled with cocaine and pithy conversation. When someone asks, “What are you supposed to be?”, make sure to shit all over them and let them know that if they don’t know you’re repping the best of the best of the self-gratifying LA hipster blogs, well then they can just fuck off, cause why bother with anyone who doesn’t know, you know? Whooo-hoooo!
And make sure to send me pics if you do this, cause even though I’m strong and independent and WAY smarter than everyone, I’m really just a hurt little girl who talks big, while sniping from the safety of my desk and I need reassurance that I’m loved.
Toodles!
