Knob Through - If you’re gonna go all Haiku Nazi on someone like me, how about you make sure and have a motherfucking clue as to what you’re talking about first, okay? 5-7-5 refers to Japanese moras, not English syllables. There is no hard and fast grammatical transliteration of Haiku syntax from Japanese to English. Common practice includes three lines of between ten and seventeen English syllables, not that format matters all that much when compared to the importance of economy of words and layered meaning. And yeah, over ninety other people liked or reblogged this without talking shit. You know what that makes you? A one in a hundred cunt. But hey, if ruining the joke like some snarky little bitch is your version of poetry, then by all means, keep up the good work.

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coketalk asked: If you're gonna go all Haiku Nazi on someone like me, how about you make sure and have a motherfucking clue as to what you're talking about first, okay?

5-7-5 refers to Japanese moras, not English syllables. There is no hard and fast grammatical transliteration of Haiku syntax from Japanese to English.

Common practice includes three lines of between ten and seventeen English syllables, not that format matters all that much when compared to the importance of economy of words and layered meaning.

And yeah, over ninety other people liked or reblogged this without talking shit. You know what that makes you? A one in a hundred cunt.

But hey, if ruining the joke like some snarky little bitch is your version of poetry, then by all means, keep up the good work.

I hadn’t intended on making this little tiff public, but quite frankly I’m mystified by the fact she was able to send me a message. I don’t know how any of this works. I still write checks and carry a beeper.