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Chef BoyarDP
Like most people, I have a couple of go to websites for smut. An inescapable fact of on-line fuckery is the inevitable pop-up window. Sometimes it’s just an ad, but other times, it’s a live to feed to a real girl whose job it is to sit around all day in front of a camera and put things in her happy place so that sad people can pay a lot of money to do the bologna bop with the aid of a live feed.
I jumped on one of them earlier, just to make certain I am up to date on the world of German shit porn, cause tonight when I see my friends I want to be part of the conversation. Like clockwork, the pop ups came, this one in the form of a girl sitting on a bed. A blonde woman, attractive enough for her chosen line of work—it seemed normal. The she reached to her left, picked up a tin can and began wantonly shoveling spoonfuls of Chef Boyardee into her gullet. In between bites she managed to utter sweet nothings like “Yeah, I’m horny baby!”, munch, munch, nom-nom (licks the spoon), “Are you ready for my holes?”, big bite, nom-nom-nom.
As if this all wasn’t bizarre enough, the chat suddenly went private! Some poor, horned up fool was lured into dropping who knows how much cash by this Spaghetti-O devouring slut. Unbelievable. I’m sure glad I have a life, unlike that guy.
