December 2010
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WatchSplat. I think I just had an aneurism. My ear are ringing, there’s blood trickling form my left eye and everything smells like Jamie Hayberman, the stinky kid from 4th grade. This can’t be good. And yet, it feels so right.
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November 2010
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Wesley Snipes retrial rejected; 'the time has... →
Always bet on tax. Whammy!
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Darvon, Darvocet painkillers pulled from the U.S.... →
This is a fuckin’ outrage!
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October 2010
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Hey Everybody! Stroke My Ego!
Halloween is coming up and you know what that means, right? It’s time for me to pander to my ineffectual minions and let them all know that I would totes be a great idea for a costume. It’s ridic easy! All you need to do is go to the hardware store, buy a door knob and some duct tape and you’re set! Tape that knob to your chest and head out for a night on the town filled with...
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Top 10 Reasons Why Everything On The Internet Is...
bajillionhits:
10. Lists are the best.
9. People just like lists.
8. Lists allow you to take a half-baked idea and really stretch it out into something that seems substantial without needing to add much to it.
7. We are only capable of understanding things when they are numerically listed.
6. List stat: users are 89% more likely to click/share/retweet/reblog/StumbleDigg something if it is...
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More troubling news from Lady Gaga's revisionist... →
On a hot day, a little talc or baby powder down...
Ty Robinson: Jersey Sure (Or Something A Bit More... →
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Just like everyone else, I started out hating the Jersey Shore. Though I’ve been fascinated by the Guido/Guidette subculture for a while, I was initially put off by the show. It’s cast was a bunch of people doing things I don’t understand, going places I would never go—their lifestyles were so far…
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September 2010
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Ty Robinson: Koran Burning →
tyrobinson:
On September 11th, some back-woods fuck wit named Terry Jones is going to lead his congregation of crook toothed bumpkins in a good old fashion book burning. You know, kind of like the Nazi’s did? The Dove World Outreach Center is a wondrously fucked up place. Do check out their website for…
coketalk asked: If you're gonna go all Haiku Nazi on someone like me, how about you make sure and have a motherfucking clue as to what you're talking about first, okay?
5-7-5 refers to Japanese moras, not English syllables. There is no hard and fast grammatical transliteration of Haiku syntax from Japanese to English.
Common practice includes three lines of between ten and...
5-7-5 refers to Japanese moras, not English syllables. There is no hard and fast grammatical transliteration of Haiku syntax from Japanese to English.
Common practice includes three lines of between ten and...
coketalk asked: Hmm. That last bit was way too harsh. I'm in a super pissy mood, but that's no excuse for being so mean to you. My sincerest apologies for calling you a cunt and generally being rude.
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Coke Talk of the Day
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I was just glancing at today’s movie showtimes, and noticed that the titles at my local theaters formed the following unintentional, yet deeply profound Haiku:
The American Eat Pray Love The Last Exorcism
So yeah, there’s a little something to go with your morning coffee. Have a lovely day, folks.
89 people either liked or reblogged this post. Eighty-nine. 90 now counting me....
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Chef BoyarDP
Like most people, I have a couple of go to websites for smut. An inescapable fact of on-line fuckery is the inevitable pop-up window. Sometimes it’s just an ad, but other times, it’s a live to feed to a real girl whose job it is to sit around all day in front of a camera and put things in her happy place so that sad people can pay a lot of money to do the bologna bop with the aid of...
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August 2010
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Switzerland Confidential: Behold the Legal Sex... →
Road trip, anyone?
Ty Robinson: Michelle Rodriguez Is Always Mad →
This lady is always angry. In every movie, in every role, she is just pissed, pissed, pissed. She seems like an attractive woman and might be a real peach. But from what I gather, angry is the only emotion she can harness on film. Somehow I feel like that’s the only emotion she can harness in life…
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Fried Beer: The ultimate fair food? →
Shitty fried fair food is a great thing. Wondrous even. But when you are filling a ravioli with Guinness and dunking it in oil to produce a ball of beer soaked dough, that’s too much. Deep fried bacon makes sense, as does chocolate covered bacon. The deep fried Twinkie or Mars bar? Top shelf. But this is bumpkin baboonery at it’s worst. Why not fry a stick of butter that will...
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Ty Robinson: UFC 118 →
It didn’t seem possible, but Frankie Edgar put the stamp on BJ Penn and beat him for the second time. Penn looked sluggish and disinterested. Edgar was fast and strong, dominating the whole affair. Randy couture did what everyone knew he would and tapped James Toney with ease. It should be clear…
Ty Robinson: The Worst BJ Ever? →
I woke up this morning and the first thing to pop in my mind, was the thought that last night might have been the worst BJ I have ever experienced. When he lost to Farnkie Edgar at UFC 112 in Abu Dabi, there was at least some argument about the outcome. Edgar looked faster than BJ, nothing more….
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Indie rock is the greatest threat to Western... →
Jim Goad takes on Indie rock and dumb band names.
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I stayed up late polishing the knob, but I still...
We Polished The Knob
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Kari Byron Gets Her Own Show? Splat. →
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Have I mentioned I think Spencer Pratt might be an evil genius of comic book style, super-villain proportions? At this point I can’t see any other explanation for his and Heidi’s fame.
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